Stop Ko[ny] Squad 2k14
*picks you up for prom in an evangelion unit*
haha your mom had to give you a ride what a loser
Idk how I did it but I did
My Least Favorite Trope (and this post will include spoilers for The Lego Movie, Guardians of the Galaxy, The Matrix, Western Civilization, and—cod help me—Bulletproof Monk*.) is the thing where there’s an awesome, smart, wonderful, powerful female character who by all rights ought to be the Chosen One and the hero of the movie, who is tasked with taking care of some generally ineffectual male character who is, for reasons of wish fulfillment, actually the person the film focuses on. She mentors him, she teaches him, and she inevitably becomes his girlfriend… and he gets the job she wanted: he gets to be the Chosen One even though she’s obviously far more qualified. And all he has to do to get it and deserve it is Man Up and Take Responsibility.
And that’s it. Every god-damned time. The mere fact of naming the films above and naming the trope gives away the entire plot and character arc of every single movie.
you can tell a lot about someone by the type of music they listen to. hit shuffle on your ipod, phone, itunes, media player, etc. and write down the first 10 songs. then pass this on to 10 people. no skipping.
[hah a wow a lot of shit from middle school that i never listen to anymore i probably only listen to three things on this list ufck]
tagging any follower who was online before 8 AM EST today, anyone whose surname starts with a J, and any old member who left my rp group for a brief period of time, then rejoined it.